Bizarro me?
I almost sent this guy a message via myspace simply because his name is John David. I’m up late, learning a bit more about twitter, so I think, “I wonder who has twitter.com/johndavid.” So I check it out, right? And it’s this guy with my name. So, instead of going to bed like I should, I go to his Web page with myspace.
I read a couple of his blogs on the page. He seems pretty bright, definitely a philosophical thinker and everything… hey, that’s kinda like me! So I read some more.
Ah, well, he thinks religion is crap… hmm, that’s not me at all, is it? No, I’m Mister Catholic man. He also made some reference to smoking copious amounts of marijuana. No, not me either.
Then it strikes me, this John David is Bizarro John David (or, I am Bizarro John David (but I’m older)). So I thought I’d blog on it, you know, because I didn’t write him anything. I was just going to comment on one of his blogs, but then I found out you have to be “friends” to comment. So I signed up for a myspace page (which I won’t touch, I don’t think) to see if I could contact him….
Anyway, it just got too weird I guess. If I were that John David, I don’t think I’d like to be contacted by the original, non-bizarro John David (which I here claim to be). That just wouldn’t be following Star Trek protocol, you know what I mean?
Anyway, who wants to get into some escalated debate with an religion-hating atheist, who’s obviously bright, simply because he has the same name as you do? Not me. At least not tonight.

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